Success comes in the form of an “ANY-5-DAYS” pass for all three Oxford Bus Company zones. Complaining about one of their shaved monkeys driving a cyclist off the road bore fruit, if only because I was witness to a crime that carries with it the potential for a driving ban. I was saving it for the inevitable cold I would catch before spring arrived, but seeing as the entire country is in danger of catching one this week then I thought I might as well open its vacuum seal and consume within the next few days.
Of course, next week’s letter to the OBC will be the real test of my powers. “While using my free five-day pass, imagine my horror when one of your drivers etc.” I’m sure something will happen that means I won’t have to fabricate godawfulness in its place.