Michael, you’re the only one

Well, who would’ve thought it? Michael Jackson, like O.J. Simpson before him, manages to be both fabulously wealthy and yet nonetheless innocent of all charges against him. It’s heartwarming to see that, in this day and age, someone can be represented by the most expensive lawyers money can buy, and yet still be found to be entirely free of guilt. My faith in the American legal system has been renewed and refreshed, as at the crystal-clear waters of a Neverland Jesus-juice fountain.

Oh, listen. Uri Geller on the Today Programme. God bless America!

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