An island, entire of itself

How not to write a database:

  • 127 tables
  • No noticeable relations between the tables (no foreign or primary keys)
  • Circular referencing (not enforced by keys)
  • Approximately 80 tables redundant
  • Of remaining 47 tables, 50–80% of columns redundant
  • No checks, triggers or indexing

I did a quick “show me a UML-ish diagram of this database” in SQL Server. It drew me a long dashed line. That’s odd, I thought, until I zoomed in to find each dash was actually table, entirely disconnected from all the other tables.

I’m going to have a devil of a time doing an import off this beastie. “Pro”, my arse. I’d hate to think what the Amateur version looked like.

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