For any of my many, many correspondents currently feeling neglected: I have a bad back at the moment. My back is wicked. My back has been indicted and is due to appear at the Hague on charges too depraved to mention here. Suffice it so say that my back is so very, very bad that the alleged actions knock Kissinger’s Vietnam-related behaviour into a cocked hat. A bad, as it were, back.
Well, it’s a bit better today.