It's a family affhair

Speaking of the pramfaced, supernumary-nubbined, estuary-affected, counting-down-to-first-pregnancied daughter of greasy E L Wisty of rock Keith Allen, Lily Allen, I saw her calendar drastically reduced in The Works on Cornmarket today: you can buy it via Amazon if you really want. It’s worth checking out the picture of all months first, though, as the budget for production must have been so low that they snuck in a photo of her dad in a wig for March.

The Kate Moss calendar, on the other hand, has a rather startling photograph as its cover shot. Heavily made-up, with slightly squiffy panda eyes, Kate’s signature look for the new year seems to be a combination of doped, confused, drunk, leery and having just been in a punch-up. Editorial comment at this point would be crass in the extreme.

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3 Responses to It's a family affhair

  1. Nick says:

    That countdown’s already stopped:,,2229752,00.html

  2. argle says:

    I still haven’t got over the fact that Kate Moss is going out with Jamie Hince. From lead singer of Scarfo to Kate Moss’ bloke—how the mighty have fallen.

  3. sbalb says:

    … Sorry about that. I just stepped out for a second to powder my- oh, Christ. It looks like Small Beds has turned into Heat in my absence. Who let you all in here?

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