Misogynist, misguided, cake-headed, fake-furred, philosophically challenged starey-eyed vegaloons PETA continue to objectify women with their advertising campaigns, also merely incidentally saying something or other about, oh, vegetarianism or whatever. Stop thinking and look at the norks, you peasants.
PETA embody everything hateful about antifeminism from the beauty myth downwards. We’ve been here before, of course, and we’ll be here again, but anyone landing from Neptune at this point would assume that PETA’s core remit was to belittle fifty percent of the world’s population, divided from the chosen ones on the combined basis of their chromosomes and the weight of sociocultural history.
Alternative response: I’m a vegetarian. Where’s my sexy broccoli?