PETA cheese starts to stink

Misogynist, misguided, cake-headed, fake-furred, philosophically challenged starey-eyed vegaloons PETA continue to objectify women with their advertising campaigns, also merely incidentally saying something or other about, oh, vegetarianism or whatever. Stop thinking and look at the norks, you peasants.

PETA embody everything hateful about antifeminism from the beauty myth downwards. We’ve been here before, of course, and we’ll be here again, but anyone landing from Neptune at this point would assume that PETA’s core remit was to belittle fifty percent of the world’s population, divided from the chosen ones on the combined basis of their chromosomes and the weight of sociocultural history.

Alternative response: I’m a vegetarian. Where’s my sexy broccoli?

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3 Responses to PETA cheese starts to stink

  1. Brennig says:

    Hot women making out with vegetables? I’m sure there’s a website or a newsgroup somewhere for just that taste.


  2. K says:

    Cookery: UR DOIN IT RONG.

  3. sbalb says:

    @Brennig: if PETA ditched the animal-welfare schtick and just offered woman-on-vegetable porn across their whole online presence, then at least you’d know where you are with them. You’d be on a website looking at hot babes getting it on with Brussels sprouts

    … Nng. I think my testicles just shriveled up and popped off.

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