In search of lost time

When we moved into our current house, we moved a number of boxes in the attic. Some were genuinely for long-term storage—brass nonsenses originally collected by my parents do I suppose count as heirlooms—but others were a manifestation of that trick: put something in storage; if you haven’t opened it by the time you come to move again, you don’t need it.

Buried at the bottom of one box, I knew, was a wind-up alarm clock given to me by my Grandad when I went to university. It was loud: not just its bell, but also its tick. Its pedestal was unforgivingly hard, and it would use any surface it was placed on as a resonating board, amplifying every clank of its internal machinery. I think it might have been responsible for the end of at least one relationship. Its brassy roundness, its luminescent dial, its functional heaviness: in my mind it was a cross between an alarm clock and a steampunk submarine.

Now that we’re planning to move again, I’ve felt a need to find out exactly what’s in the loft, and have probably spent more time up there in the past few days than in all the years since our arrival here. One of the things I unearthed, indeed planned to unearth, was this legendary clock. And what I found was, well, a disappointment.

The base I remembered was cracked, and rather badly at that. The gold rim and cream backing was chipped and scuffed. The fonts on the dial were scarcely part of a submariner aesthetic, and more a kind of 1970s missed shot at cool. When I first wound it up, it wouldn’t tick: hard shaking didn’t fix it, but actually setting the alarm off, by manually turning the hands around, got the works going just about. Essentially, it was a thing of the past, a thing from my past, and utterly unwelcome in my present: its damage was enough to prevent it selling even in a charity shop; and it went almost directly from attic to bin.

Luckily, soon afterwards I was emptying a bookcase so that it might be hidden upstairs and make our living room look ten times as spacious, when I rediscovered my old Penguin Classics copy of Flann O’Brien’s At Swim-Two-Birds. This made me inordinately happy. Ars longa, clocca brevis.

This entry was posted in art, authors, buildings, emotions, family, here, hope, kaputt, literature, location, loss, past, person, present, technology, time. Bookmark the permalink.

3 Responses to In search of lost time

  1. HTFB says:

    “A long arse with a short cloaca”

  2. looby says:

    One thing I have passed on to my children is an inability to stand clocks ticking. I’ve got myself into at least tepid water by removing batteries from clocks in guest rooms –which clocks then mysteriously break as a result of this simple tampering.

    I hope you enjoy Sheffield. It’s had a bit of planning blight, but is still one of the reddist cities in the UK (pale pink maybe, then). Great pubs too, with a social life beyond the footie.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s