Category Archives: christmas_2009
[Seinfeld and Kramer] ‘Merry Christmas!’ said Seinfeld. ‘And a happy new n***er!’ added Kramer. ‘… What?’ Posted by Wordmobi
[Simon Cowell] ‘This is the best advent calendar,’ Simon Cowell declared, ‘that I’ve ever seen in my whole life.’ Posted by Wordmobi
[Santa and Mariah Carey in a clinch] But Santa—and Mariah!—was otherwise engaged! (This did actually happen. No Photoshop.) Posted by Wordmobi
[Jedward] “Oh, roight!” said Jedward. “Dat’s fontastic news, so it is. Isn’t dat roight, Santa?”
For those of you who haven’t bought it yet (and how could you not?) there’s a hidden track on the really quite remarkable—the only word for it—Christmas in the Heart by Bob Dylan. Here’s the lyrics to that track, Subterranean … Continue reading
[The Eleventh Doctor] “When Vanessa Feltz ate him, he regenerated into the new Doctor Who. That’s me! I’m Jedward.” And he was!
[The Tenth Doctor] Suddenly, the Doctor appeared. ‘I’ve some important news about Jedward, Jedward,’ he said quickly.